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It’s a real tragedy of Shakespearian proportionsAnd these few precepts in thy memory See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue, [no doubt a prophetic criticism of Druze war criminal W.K. Djumbalad]Nor any unproportion’d thought his act. [that one is for Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah] Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar. The friends thou hast, and their adoption tried, Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel; But do not dull thy palm with entertainment Of each new-hatch’d, unfledg’d comrade. Beware Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in, Bear’t that the opposed may beware of thee. Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice; [a precept the senile bishop of Bkerké and his many officious March 14 speakers should meditate] Take each man’s censure, but reserve thy judgement. Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, [100+ Lebanese civilian deaths in exchange for the life of 2 miserable Druzo-Pharisaic soldiers…well that’s a steep price to pay for the latest Hezbollahi-sponsored summer festival] But not express’d in fancy; rich, not gaudy; [that one is for Koreytem’s goateed faux sheikh] For the apparel oft proclaims the man, And they in France of the best rank and station [unlike say effeminate East-Beirut bourgeois types, the aspiring Ayatollahs of Lebanonistan have shunned the decadent outfits produced by decrepit Parisian couture houses for the pristine (“Al-Taqiyy l’Naqiyy” as Imam Ali used to say) pashmina headscarves of Persepolis] Are most select and generous in that. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. [in reference to the hidden costs for Lebanon’s sovereignty of the loans contracted by Mrs. Gaga and the other March 14 fools with greedy Wahhabi lenders] This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man Farewell; my blessing season this in thee!(Hamlet, Act I, Scene III) Sheikh Anon Seqitûrr Ibn Muscat Al Shiraz Al Wineri
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