Who Said It?
1. We will hunt down and kill the terrorists/ We will not surrender to the terrorists
A. George W. Bush
B. John Kerry
C. Ariel Sharon
D. Elias Murr
E. All of the Above!
2. Support our troops/ the army
A. The Yanks
B. The Phoenicians
C. The Israelis
D. All of the above!
3. They hate us for our Freedom/our Tribunal
A. George "He Tried to Kill my Daddy" Bush
B. Walid "They Killed my Daddy and I didn't mind until 25 years later" Jumblatt
C. Saad "They killed my Daddy. I am Saad Hariri and I am for Chapter Seven" Hariri
C. Nayla "They killed my Husband and I kept silent while on mukhabarat payroll" Mouawad
E. All of the above!
Send your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org. Winners will be announced at a mass grave in Nahr el Bared. The winner receives an "I love Life & the LAF (Lebanese Armed Forces)" bumper sticker for the back of their armored hummer.
And here's the Bonus Question:
Which parties previously funded -- directly or indirectly-- terrorists that they later tried to hunt down and kill?
A. Reagan & the Bush dynasty
B. March 14th
C. The House of Saud
D. All of the Above!
The winner of the bonus question gets a free midnight shopping spree at any of the malls mentioned on the UN's list of possible targets.